Are you a human, a zombie or both?

It's pretty ironic of me to post this now because I am currently living near Miami and I'm pretty sure the rest of the world believes that there's a zombie apocalypse going on over here.

Anyways, I had a really nice conversation with a 7 years-old kid today while I was playing Left 4 Dead with his brother, and it went something like this.

He: "Why are zombies so dumb?"
Me: "Because they are dead and don't think."
He: "They don't have a brain?"
Me: "Sure do, but they don't use it."
He: "So, zombies are dead people who don't use their brains but they eat brains. And people have brains, but some people don't use their brain... does that makes them zombies?"
Me: "No, that just makes them dumb."
He: "Because they are not dead."
Me: "Exactly."
*A couple of minutes pass by of my shouting and screaming at the TV*
He: "Do you know what would happen if a zombie ever uses his brain?"
Me: "No, what is that?"
He: "Oh, we would definitely have the best villain ever!"

Sometimes, you really have to adore kids because they certainly make the world a brighter place with their infinite imagination.